Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dem is fightin' words

In the red corner, we have the reigning champion. Heavyweight-hitter with a goal of world domination, Mr. weed-sucking-the-life-out-of-your-plants Dandy Lion!

(Crowd boos)
BOOOOOOOOO!
In the blue corner we have the challenging underdog, featherweight with a goal of yard weed annihilation, Redeemed Diva.

Crowd cheers
YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
(random guy holds up JOHN 3:16 sign)
Oh, what's this Dandy Lion gives Diva the squinty eye and says, "You are going down!"
Redeemed Diva does some fast talking. "Dude, first I'm going to boil your roots and kill your potential to dig deep and fight against me....
...then I'm going to stick you with this sword...

You will never age.
You will not grow grey.
You will never see your grandchildren.
(Leans close and whispers)You will die alone and friendless.

Who wins?
Find out....
dunh,dunh,dunh!


9 comments:

Jill said...

Congratulations. Not everyone can make weeding sound so fun! : ) You crack me up.

BK said...

LOL! I've personally always liked dandy lions...

Deb said...

I hope you win but those dandys are pretty tenacious!

JoAnn said...

Buuuutttt....the dandilion is so pretttty?
I just realized I have no idea how to spell dandilion.
poop.
I didn't know you could boil roots.

Natalie said...

lol! I am rooting for you!! :) Thanks for making me laugh this morning!! :) I hope you are triumphant!

Jennifer said...

LOL!!!! When your finished there, can you come defeat the bermuda grass in my flowerbeds?

Nicole said...

Lol! I'm rooting for you! You go girl!!! :)

Dandy Lions are such a pain, aren't they?

P.S. your word verification today is calkckin . . . how do you even pronounce that?

Mel said...

You are hilarious. I hope you won!

Camie said...

lol - you're so funny! So how do you boil the roots? I've never heard of that...Very interesting!