Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
So here is a little tutorial for all you ladies...
Step One: Do not apply this right before you go to church
Step Two: Do not sing this song and cry as you worship your Saviour
Do not worry, you do not end up looking like this:
Step Three: Afterwards, do not greet other members of the congregation without first looking in the mirror or asking your spouse if it your face looks ok.
Do not wonder why people are looking at you funny.
Do not laugh hysterically when you go to the bathroom and finally see yourself in the mirror.
Do not do that.
I would never do that, though.
Because I don't laugh hysterically!